Definitions by Figg

conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

conkied by Figg October 20, 2007

top cheese 

A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.

Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.

top cheese by Figg October 2, 2007

schmelt 

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007