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"el keso me ha expulsao de meri, es un cabrón"

(lo soy)
conkeso by pavel March 23, 2004
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Confesora 

“You want to be of service to the world. Your deepest satisfaction comes from knowing that you have advanced the cause of humanity. Your ideals are of the highest order. You are a perfectionist. You strive to make the world a utopia; to make each person's lot in life better; to become perfect yourself. One of your challenges in life is to strive toward your lofty goals and at the same time recognize the good you are doing.”
Confesora is gonna change the world one day.
Confesora by Ranupqueen November 22, 2021
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Confesora 

You radiate understanding and compassion. People sense your warmth and fairness. For this reason, you attract many people who are in need of comfort, including the disadvantaged. You inspire confidence. You do everything in your power to keep the harmony and are even willing to sacrifice your personal desires for the good of others. You can take this too far, however, sometimes playing the role of the martyr.
Wow you seem like a new person, so confident!

Yeah well after talking to Confesora she made me realize I am more than my mistakes.
Confesora by Ranupqueen November 27, 2021

confesor 

Oh look , confesor likes to flirt with other girls
confesor by Michylaperris December 20, 2016
I conkest the game quest
Conkest by Laban hewett April 30, 2021

confesora 

She that gives evidence of faith. You are a loving and caring individual with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of yourself. You are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow you all your life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden. You are artistic. Harmony and beauty are high on your list of priorities. You have musical talent but the creative talents of a 6 are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of your tendency to sacrifice your time and pleasure. Sometimes goes by coffee
Who’s that girl over there?

Oh that’s Confesora
confesora by Ranupqueen November 22, 2021

conkeror 

Someone who overzealously tries to win at da competitive sport of twirling a dried chestnut on a string and attempting to whack it against a similar nut-on-a-string device dat's being dangled by his play-partner.
Swinging any hard and fairly-heavy object on a string sounds awfully dangerous to yourself and anyone around you, so I think I won't try to be a conkeror.
conkeror by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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