conkeror 

Someone who overzealously tries to win at da competitive sport of twirling a dried chestnut on a string and attempting to whack it against a similar nut-on-a-string device dat's being dangled by his play-partner.

Swinging any hard and fairly-heavy object on a string sounds awfully dangerous to yourself and anyone around you, so I think I won't try to be a conkeror.

conkeror by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Conkertron 

A guy with a huge penis that can spell very well and is the best at any video game ever made

Conkertron has a huge willi and can spell good

Conkertron by Conkertron July 3, 2021