“You want to be of service to the world. Your deepest satisfaction comes from knowing that you have advanced the cause of humanity. Your ideals are of the highest order. You are a perfectionist. You strive to make the world a utopia; to make each person's lot in life better; to become perfect yourself. One of your challenges in life is to strive toward your lofty goals and at the same time recognize the good you are doing.”

Confesora is gonna change the world one day.

Confesora by Ranupqueen November 22, 2021

Confesora

You radiate understanding and compassion. People sense your warmth and fairness. For this reason, you attract many people who are in need of comfort, including the disadvantaged. You inspire confidence. You do everything in your power to keep the harmony and are even willing to sacrifice your personal desires for the good of others. You can take this too far, however, sometimes playing the role of the martyr.

Wow you seem like a new person, so confident!

Yeah well after talking to Confesora she made me realize I am more than my mistakes.

Confesora by Ranupqueen November 27, 2021

confesora

She that gives evidence of faith. You are a loving and caring individual with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of yourself. You are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow you all your life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden. You are artistic. Harmony and beauty are high on your list of priorities. You have musical talent but the creative talents of a 6 are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of your tendency to sacrifice your time and pleasure. Sometimes goes by coffee

Who’s that girl over there?

Oh that’s Confesora

confesora by Ranupqueen November 22, 2021

The Whitebearded Confessors

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!

actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good

The Whitebearded Confessors by wbc fan February 18, 2024

St. Malatius the Confessor

St. Malatius the confessor a Learned and meek man (also known as the patriarch of Antioch) was ordained a bishop in Sebastian in the year 357 A.D. he left because the rudeness of the people, after he left he lived a solitary life but unexpectedly in the year 360 A.D. he was ordained Partiarch. Also this saint was know for resisting the Arians and excommunicating them even when they wished to slander him was exiled to his return till 378 A.D. then in 381 A.D. St. John Chyrosotom was exeedingly glad for st. Malatius and declared a feast and was with great honor. May his prayers be with us and Glory be to God forever Amen.

On the 18th day of the Blessed day of Amshir of the Saint St. Malatius the Confessor (must put the following being defined

St. Malatius the Confessor by God loves the cheerful giver February 27, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026