Congrat 

Used to congratulate someone on a mediocre achievement.

One single congratulation as though what someone did was cool, but not worth some celebration.

congratulation on learning to spell onomatopoeia.

ooh looks like you got 1 full side on that Rubix Cube... congrat bro.

Congrat by Jahcasian May 3, 2011

congrat 

A term coined by Andre knot and Zach Jackson of the A to Z podcast. When some jackass motherfucker says or does something incredibly stupid that they delusionally think is praiseworthy and should be the reason everyone likes and admires them, you could say "congrats for being a big fucking pompous dumbass who lacks the basic human decency to shut the fuck up about yourself and remains oblivious as to how others perceive your clueless arrogance."

Or, you can save yourself the effort and just say "congrat"

Johnny Manziel has been tweeting endlessly about living clean and getting in shape to return to the NFL ...from a autograph booth inside a shopping mall sports memorabilia store. you inspire nothing but confidence Johnny Football. Congrat.

congrat by Bernie Kosar's Hot Sauce February 3, 2017

Congrat 

For when you want to congratulate someone, but the accomplishment was small enough that they only deserve one congratulation. Most often used in sarcastic situations or to express that you you don't care.

Example 1:

Person A: Hey man, I found a lucky penny!
Person B:Congrat
Person A: Fuck you, man
Example 2: Omegle
Stranger 1: M
Stranger 2: Congrat.
Stranger 1 has disconnected.

Congrat by Schwiftyinhere May 29, 2016

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations 

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

contratheism 

Atheism radically intolerant of theism which actively campaigns against the rights of theists to practice in the public sphere.

A word coined by Sagacious Himself.

Contratheism seeks destruction of theism per se

contratheism by Such Honesty February 19, 2012