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congratumalations 

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?
congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch

Congratumalations 

The secksier version of Congratulations.
James - "Congratulations on the baby"
Ana - "Thank you"
Hunter - "Congratumalations on the baby"
Ana - "Thank you very much you secksy beast!"

Congratumalations 

The word 'Congratulations' typed in by someone who obviously doesn't know how to spell.
-AIM Person 1: "Congratumalations on your graduation!"

-AIM Person 2: "Uh don't you mean 'congratulations'?"
Congratumalations by BobleDude September 26, 2008

Congratumalations 

A sarcastic way of saying “great job
Darryl: Congratumalations bro you beat me and your 60lbs bigger than me

Johnny: You just suck bro don't get mad at me cause I won
Congratumalations by BigDawgRon January 30, 2025

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Congratulations Effect 

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
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