9 definitions by FucktardedScarecrow

See:Fuck

The word that can describe any emotion possible

1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
ex.

#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever
by FucktardedScarecrow July 16, 2009
1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant

by FucktardedScarecrow April 17, 2009
Type in a calculator and it shows up as "Lesbo"
ex:

1.Hey look Danny I can say lesbo with my calculator!

0.8537
by FucktardedScarecrow August 1, 2009
An atmosphere that is so tense and embarrasing u feel like u might die
A dude was pashing his gf and then his gf's mother walked in...AWKWARD..........
by FucktardedScarecrow April 24, 2009
For the male version see: You Fancy Man!

1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around

Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.
Ex:

1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*

2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...

3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.
by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009
For the girl version see:You Fancy Chicken!(If it's not there it'll be there soon....I promise ^.^)

1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)
Ex:

1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!

2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....

*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*

3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!

(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)
by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009