Congratulatio

Felatio that is congratulatory

If you win the nobel prize, you definitely deserve some congratulatio.

Congratulatio by Crips September 28, 2006

congratulatio

Congratulations in the form of fellatio

Hey, I heard about your promotion. I gather they're be contratulatio in order.

congratulatio by Brad Beattie September 9, 2005

Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

Congratulatio by supernova7 May 8, 2008

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

Premature Congratulation by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

congratumalations 

A better way of saying congratulations.

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?

congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014

conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009