congorats 

someone who has misspelt congrats

congorats on winning!

congorats by MBX567 February 26, 2022

Congorats 

When you say congratulations 🎊 with a tinge of envy or disdain, but you feel the need to hide or supress it. By being petulant, you end up hiding it badly.

Kim: "Omar asked me to prom"

Sally, Omar's previous gf on the low: "....congorats girl. Yay 🎊 ! How exciting 😀 "

Congorats by Annastpierre July 21, 2022

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

congrasturbating 

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congratufuckinglations 

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

congratufuckinglations by G_Collins June 27, 2005