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dime

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 14, 2014
mugGet the dimemug.

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life
Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015
mugGet the Jugglingmug.

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it
Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014
mugGet the Why maintenance?mug.

Heart broken

The reason why I've felt like shit since the fall of 2010
Life blows when you're heart broken.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 16, 2015
mugGet the Heart brokenmug.

GMX

Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..
Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 17, 2015
mugGet the GMXmug.

trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better
You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015
mugGet the trade upmug.

Reverse Houdini

To reappear in someones life. The opposite of pulling a houdini
All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014
mugGet the Reverse Houdinimug.

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