13 definitions by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen
1. To replace your boy/girlfriend with another of equal, or lesser value.
2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.
2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.
Billy wanted to be like all the other kids in his class so he chose to trade down and move on with his life and subconsciously forfeited his balls, making him a unic.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 19, 2015
the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 9, 2014
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 14, 2014
A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015
Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life
Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"
Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"
Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015
All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014