G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen's definitions

Nutter worthy

A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.

If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

trade down

1. To replace your boy/girlfriend with another of equal, or lesser value.

2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.

Billy wanted to be like all the other kids in his class so he chose to trade down and move on with his life and subconsciously forfeited his balls, making him a unic.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

GMX

Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..

Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 17, 2015

Heart broken

The reason why I've felt like shit since the fall of 2010

Life blows when you're heart broken.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 16, 2015

mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.

Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014