Nutter worthy

A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.

If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015

Heart broken

The reason why I've felt like shit since the fall of 2010

Life blows when you're heart broken.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 16, 2015

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

dime

A beautiful girl, a perfect 10

Ewa is a dime!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 14, 2014

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.

Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014

urban confessional

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014