If you see a teenage couple red-facedly heading into a curtained booth in a cathedral, you can bet they are likely there to make a mutual confreshion.
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"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
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The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
Get the Congressional Medal of Boner mug.A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
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Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
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Get the urban confessional mug.A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
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