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urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

ATM confessional 

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
ATM confessional by DaynaS May 28, 2008

dashboard confessional 

Living In Your Letters
dashboard confessional by Alex February 13, 2004

confessional

A type of one on one, consisting of a close-up shot of cast members talking directly to camera. Confessionals are used to provide narration, exposition, and commentary on ongoing action within the show. They present cast members in isolation, providing a sense of intimacy in which emotions may be close to the surface.
She was smiling in his face, but was talking smack about him in the confessional.

Confessional Catholic 

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
The disco queen was a devout Confessional Catholic.
Confessional Catholic by pornstitute September 6, 2022

confessional gangster 

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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