conblabulate 

Have a long, pointless conversation.

See also: confabulate.

Kris and David conblabulated in the break room for about an hour. I don't even know why they pay those two.

conblabulate by C. S. July 6, 2005

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

conflabulate by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly

I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me

conbobulate by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008

conflatulate 

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

conflatulate by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

Conflabulate by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015