compufuck
compufuck by Metalhead505 December 10, 2015
Words you can keep
commafucker
A person obsessed with small details and correcting anything that is slightly off.
Translated from the Finnish term: "pilkunnussija". Someone who fucks a comma.
Translated from the Finnish term: "pilkunnussija". Someone who fucks a comma.
Tom just had to correct my tiny grammar mistake in front of everyone else. He is an obnoxious commafucker.
commafucker by DahMagpie June 25, 2019
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compukick
compukick by 5'11"Racer September 13, 2006
comfuck
(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
comfuck by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
comefuckmeboots
Women's boots that are usually knee-high and patent leather, or any similar super-slutty style boots. worn to purposely look slutty or easy.
comefuckmeboots by tizzy October 7, 2003
compufucked
What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.
"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."
"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."
"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."
compufucked by I got compufucked February 15, 2009
capufucklatte
I had my regular capufucklatte today and strangely it did not leave me feeling full of vim verve and vigour. I must be turning into an adult rather than the superficial wanktard hipster cunt I am normally
capufucklatte by Beardstard April 6, 2020
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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