comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

Comfuckable

When you feel comfortable fucking a person.

That dude over there looks comfuckable.

by Gurglefuckhole March 8, 2017