Complifuck

When a person gives you a compliment and an insult at the same time.

Girl X: Katie just gave me a complifuck.
Friend Y: What did she say?
Girl X: "Wow, I really like that dress. That really short dress."

Complifuck by Census2010 January 11, 2010

Complification 

When a company over analyzes a problem that has an simple solution and won't listen to the person trying to explain the solution.

It was a classic case of complification; the managers met for hours and still couldn't decide how to move employees from one building to another.

Complification by Rebecca Anderson June 15, 2008

complifusing 

a morph of confusing and complicated. when something is so complicated, unnormal, unusual, irregular, or akward that it leaves you feeling confused, out of place, or stupid

These directions are so complifusing, i might as well just go home and wack it.

complifusing by kabalooba October 24, 2007

complexifuckingtivey 

Adding a complex logic of fuckery just because a person wants to add a design detail that wont even be apparent in the final result. This type measures pubic hairs to the nano-micron.

Thats going to add some complexifuckingtivey.

complexifuckingtivey by K-Klonger October 16, 2014

compufucked 

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.

"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."

compufucked by I got compufucked February 15, 2009

Complifucincated 

To be aggravated whilst confused

"Bruh dw bro it's complifucincated"

Complifucincated by T.Mutanda March 5, 2018

Complitack 

V: Mixture of a compliment and an attack. Can be used to compliment someone for having a high amount of ability in an undesirable trait or simply to serve as a sarcastic way to tell someone how terrible they are.

This is similar to the "grandma-burn" an insult from your grandmother that is typically delivered in a very sweet tone, and followed by fresh baked cookies.

Examples of "Complitacks" include (but are not limited too)

I LOVE how you can lie about something and feel no remorse. Congrats!

OR

Hey bro, thanks for eating all the bacon and not saving me any. I know it was a real struggle for you but you stayed strong and kept it all for yourself. Bravo!

Complitack by loginabox22 April 21, 2011