5 definitions by Beardstard
by Beardstard April 6, 2020
My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.
by Beardstard April 6, 2020
The word a wankbag dumbfucktard will constantly interject into a conversation to fake having a vocabulary.
In yet another example of his lack of depth Harry used the word quintessential to describe
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.
by Beardstard April 15, 2020
A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse
Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!
by Beardstard April 6, 2020
I had my regular capufucklatte today and strangely it did not leave me feeling full of vim verve and vigour. I must be turning into an adult rather than the superficial wanktard hipster cunt I am normally
by Beardstard April 6, 2020