comprehenio 

Means to understand, or to completely comprehend.

Thanks for the explanation. I comprehenio!

comprehenio by Koolgetlaid May 22, 2017

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

oxford hills comprehensive high school 

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"

Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

oxford hills comprehensive high school by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018

comprehend

to understand,to know something or the reason behind it

Mary said that it was difficult to comprehend why Tom acted so in this matter.

comprehend by man in rain August 10, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! 

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! by el aficionado October 30, 2013

comprehentious, comprehentiousness 

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

comprehentious, comprehentiousness by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome 

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013