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competixious by Liberty Green February 19, 2008
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band competitions
Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.
Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!
Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
band competitions by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013
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competitious
the act of being overly competitive.
Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.
Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?
Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious
Bill: um ok
Steve: I win
Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?
Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious
Bill: um ok
Steve: I win
competitious by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
Competitous
Girl: Why are you so competitous when it comes to car subwoofers?
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!
Competitous by bahbahbooy September 6, 2008
Competitious
Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
Competitious by Khizzar May 15, 2008
Cloud Chasing Competitions
Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.
My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.
Cloud Chasing Competitions by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016
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