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Competitous

Overly competitive with things that don't matter, and people really don’t care about.
Girl: Why are you so competitous when it comes to car subwoofers?
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!
by bahbahbooy September 6, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Competitor

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary
She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!
by Docmbc448 November 8, 2013
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band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.
Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013
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competitious

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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Completious

The repeated action or process of producing something quickly and without thought or care, often resulting in a bad outcome.
Man! Here comes Bob with his next big idea. But when you ask him to produce his plan in written or video form, he never has one.

Bob say, it's just going to happen.
Bob is so completious
by Master Trainer November 25, 2020
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competits

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.
I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.
by kerriswheel April 25, 2011
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