Khizzar's definitions

Mother of Fuck

Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."

"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."

by Khizzar May 19, 2008

continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

by Khizzar April 9, 2010

Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

by Khizzar May 15, 2008

Hobo

After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."

Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"

by Khizzar November 27, 2009

gag boobs

Falsies; a severly padded bra.

"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."

by Khizzar January 29, 2008

criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"

by Khizzar March 17, 2024

Eeyore

A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.

"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"

by Khizzar November 28, 2007