Khizzar's definitions

continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

by Khizzar April 9, 2010

Hobo

After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."

Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"

by Khizzar November 27, 2009

gag boobs

Falsies; a severly padded bra.

"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."

by Khizzar January 29, 2008

Eeyore

A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.

"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"

by Khizzar November 28, 2007

Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

by Khizzar May 15, 2008

Mother of Fuck

Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."

"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."

by Khizzar May 19, 2008

girls

Breasts.

"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."

by Khizzar August 5, 2008