Definitions by Khizzar

criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"

criticalize by Khizzar March 17, 2024

continental breakfast 

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

continental breakfast by Khizzar April 9, 2010

Hobo

After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."

Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"

Hobo by Khizzar November 27, 2009

girls 

Breasts.

"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."

girls by Khizzar August 5, 2008

Mother of Fuck 

Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."

"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."

Mother of Fuck by Khizzar May 19, 2008

Competitious 

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

Competitious by Khizzar May 15, 2008

gag boobs 

Falsies; a severly padded bra.

"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."

gag boobs by Khizzar January 29, 2008