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comparead

Comparing reading printed matter with online reading material
Comparead not at own peril.
by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009
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Go Compare

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!
Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010
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comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
by JormanThoad February 24, 2017
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comparand

A thing that may be or is being compared to something else.
In the Boolean expression x < y+2, x and y+2 are the two comparands.
by Teeesen October 19, 2012
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Compare People

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
by Alix McQ April 4, 2009
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theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
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comparamore

To compare, often unfairly, a band, usually one with a female singer, to the band Paramore.
"Dude have you heard this band? They sound like Paramore!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
by Dick McCready January 30, 2009
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