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And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
Compare by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

Compare People 

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
Compare People by Alix McQ April 4, 2009

Compare people 

A dumbass shit application on facebook with questions like who's hotter, whos more popular, who's uglier, who's more of a nerd. Nobody is saying im bad n stuff but I hate those type of questions. Whoever the developer is needs to die.
*person on compare people*

Dumbass 10 year old girl: Hmmm who would rather win in a fight Mike or Jeff? I'm gonna vote for Jeff because he looks better and is more popular when clearly mike has way more muscles than him and could beat him up.

Me: Fuck compare people *middle finger*

Compare excel reports 

Expose yourself to your partner
Hey can we compare excel reports?
Compare excel reports by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021

Compare funds 

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19
"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.
Compare funds by Compare funds October 17, 2021

compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day
compare you to you, not the rest
compare you to YOU by saacabb April 7, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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