A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
Fat Chick: I'm going to buy twilight.
Guy: Are you trying to get our president shot?
When your wiping your ass and you finger breaks through the toliet paper.
It should be noted that there are diffrent catagories of blow through.
category 1. You get some shit on your finger.
category 2. Your whole finger goes in.
category 3. Your hand goes in up to the knuckle.
category4. The most extreme case of blow through in which your whole hand enters the rectum.
My roomate got the cheap TP and I had a case of category 2 blow through.
An evil Facebook
application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.
Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
When you do something terrible to your friend.
Dude, you nailed my girlfriend, you committed a brotrosity, our bromance is over.
When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.
I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.
The best answer to any question.
Guy 1: Were to babies come from?
Guy 2: DO MAGIC
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: shut up
Used to describe when a womans downstairs is censored by being blurred out.
So I was watching cops and they caught this nudist chick and when she turned around all I saw was a vagueginna. I was dissapointed to say the least.