Singer 

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

Singer by pornhorny February 7, 2010

singer 

One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)

"I'll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble."

singer by The Last Shot Caller October 6, 2007

Singer 

Someone talented or non talented that has the ability to sing like a croaking frog or dying hyenna no terms and conditions let alone regulations for the after effects which include loss of voice if voice happens to sound as such, who uses the inner muscles and tissues of their throat which works like a machine to get out the unique sound of their singing voice through their vocal cords

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
(Lyrics , Rihanna, a very famous singer currently in 2015 taking a vacay as we all know)

Singer by Purpleunicornlover January 14, 2016

Singer  

Pronounced san-jee
A french cooking meathod in which flour is sprinkled over sweated vegetables to create a thickening paste to add to soups or sauces.
ALSO where you are fucking a girl, pull out, blow your load in her face and then throw flour at her face.

"I did her against the kitchen counter and singer that so hard"

Singer by brohon December 21, 2008

singer 

any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.

singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.

Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"

singer by cthunder March 6, 2010

Singer 

Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.

My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!

Singer by Sherm Chay April 13, 2009

singer 

a lime light hogging, selfish twat. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band...then the band leaves them and there singing times are in tatters, ha , serves you right you dicks.

oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole

singer: (to fans)thx i love all of you

band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.

singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.

singer by actual guitarist March 4, 2010