A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.
Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.
by pornhorny February 7, 2010
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Someone talented or non talented that has the ability to sing like a croaking frog or dying hyenna no terms and conditions let alone regulations for the after effects which include loss of voice if voice happens to sound as such, who uses the inner muscles and tissues of their throat which works like a machine to get out the unique sound of their singing voice through their vocal cords
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
(Lyrics , Rihanna, a very famous singer currently in 2015 taking a vacay as we all know)
by Purpleunicornlover November 10, 2015
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Pronounced san-jee
A french cooking meathod in which flour is sprinkled over sweated vegetables to create a thickening paste to add to soups or sauces.
ALSO where you are fucking a girl, pull out, blow your load in her face and then throw flour at her face.
"I did her against the kitchen counter and singer that so hard"
by brohon December 18, 2008
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Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.
My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!
by Sherm Chay April 13, 2009
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A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.
I can't believe that Singer cut me from the team. What a dick.
by Jay V. Hockee December 6, 2005
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Singer, To Singer - Verb

The act of taking someone who used to be but is no longer fun and make them fun again.
Daniel: Dude, I moved to Sydney and now I'm all boring
Marc: Move to Melbourne
Eytan: We are going to singer you
Marc Singer the crap out of you
Daniel: Win
by singermovestomelbournecampaign September 6, 2010
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A combination of "singer" and "singing." Can be used to mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their SINGING!
Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't believe it!
I went to a concert last night, ugg, the singering was horrible!
by Christina S November 17, 2007
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