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colostrophe 

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence
"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"
colostrophe by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Words you can keep

colostohe 

A guy who shits in a colostomy bag.
Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?
colostohe by George Pooney April 1, 2008

catostrophe 

n. The blatant and regrettable misuse of an apostrophe, often multiple times in a single example. (Etymology: catastrophe + apostrophe.)
Dave looked at the sign on the store. "Joes' Waterbed's." It was definitely a catostrophe. He decided to find another outlet.
catostrophe by davidwayneblack April 1, 2011

Colastrophe 

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.
The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..
Colastrophe by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

colystrophic 

"shes colystrophic"
"what does that mean?"
"idek"
colystrophic by eenglishchicken October 15, 2018

Colostophobia 

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.
After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.
Colostophobia by JMM2W February 13, 2018

Clostrophobic 

Guy: hey come in this elevator
guy2: no I'm clostrophobic

Guy: what that mean
Guy 2: I'm scared of walls
Clostrophobic by Yeetrr69420 September 27, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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