Commatose 

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

Commatose by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

Commatose 

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

Commatose by hi_there! June 10, 2021

Commatose 

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

Commatose by Pat R. March 18, 2009

commatose 

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

commatose by QuacksO January 31, 2021

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Mr. Comatose 

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Mr. Comatose by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Cobratose

Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.

Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."

Cobratose by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010