commatossed 

When you are dead asleep from all the alcohol and drugs and someone gives you a rimjob.

I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.

commatossed by deckartemus May 17, 2019

Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

Commatose 

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

Commatose by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008

Commatose 

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

Commatose by hi_there! June 10, 2021

Commatose 

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

Commatose by Pat R. March 18, 2009

commatose 

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

commatose by QuacksO January 31, 2021