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commatossed 

When you are dead asleep from all the alcohol and drugs and someone gives you a rimjob.
I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.
commatossed by deckartemus May 17, 2019
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Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004
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Commatose 

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Commatose by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;
A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008

Commatose 

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
Commatose by hi_there! June 10, 2021

Commatose 

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.
Commatose by Pat R. March 18, 2009

commatose 

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?
commatose by QuacksO January 31, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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