commatossed
I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.
commatossed by deckartemus May 17, 2019
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Commatose
Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Commatose by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021
Commatose
It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
Commatose
An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.
commatose
Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?