comeupance
comeupance by Mel Function September 6, 2003
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combuppance
An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.
Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014
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comeuppance
(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.
Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.
Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.
Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.
comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005
comeuppance
A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.
That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.
comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010
comeupans
The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.
Where did you get that?
Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!
Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!
Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!
Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!
comeupans by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014
premature comeupage
Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
premature comeupage by xtopher brown December 9, 2008
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