Cummupance

The sound you make when youre having your mouth stuffed with a round cylinder and you tryna say "cum in my pants". It's also a possible misspelling of comeuppance but no one cares

"What do you want to do again???"
"Cummupance"
"What"

by JustOkialy June 25, 2025

comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

Cummancer

Someone who has the complete control of cum

Hey jeff I met this girl who was a class 9 cummancer gave me one hell of a time.

by lol_69420daddy November 25, 2022

cumbulance

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

by Guyzy February 6, 2014

cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.

One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019