55 definitions by T Hizzle

Man's famous tool for emulating God.
You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.
by T Hizzle May 28, 2005
1) To lift or retract a metallic cover, esp. the hood or trunk of one's automobile.

2) A term used to denote "per," as in the context of a price of an item(s).
Pop the trunk man.

These stickers are $4.50 a pop. Son of a bitch!
by T Hizzle April 4, 2005
A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
by T Hizzle April 4, 2005
The mandatory smoking rotation of a group of people, especially for weed blunts or joints. "Puff puff" means you take two short hits (usually the required limit), and "give" means you hand the smoking device to the person next to you in the rotation. This phrase was made popular among ignorant white kids by Chris Tucker's character Smokey in the 1995 movie "Friday."
Look at this faggot trying to take an extra hit. Puff puff give, motherfucker!
by T Hizzle April 13, 2005
(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.
Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.
by T Hizzle March 29, 2005
A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
A term used to describe a thought or idea which, when spoken, sounds pretty shitty (i.e. absurd, irrational).
Stevie: I think we should go buy some Super Soakers, fill them with pee, and start shooting at police officers. Wouldn't that be funny?

Jason: Why don't you go ahead and flush that mind dump.
by T Hizzle April 13, 2005