56 definitions by T Hizzle

Helping Everyone Love Life

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

The existential state for undead zombies because some evil motherfucker won't let them rest in peace.

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

Acronym for Intimate Relative Love, a stereotype among rednecks and inbreds.

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.

Someone you grew up with, friend or not, and someone with whom you have shared any number of bonding experiences at home, in school, at work, or in any close-knit atmosphere. Homie means you have lived in the same area as this person for a significant amount of time in your life, but the term is appropriately used by those friends who truly feel comfortable referring to each other with such respect. It isn't a word that should be taken advantage of, because a person recognizes who is a friend and who isn't. Therefore, a true homie is always down, while lesser friends will just be out to use you, borrow money from you, bum a ride in your car, etc.