comeupans 

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.

Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!

comeupans by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

instagram comedians by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

Comeupins 

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.

Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!

Comeupins by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

comupins

noun

1. Because of actions taken, fate will balance and hand some "bad luck" to the individual, thus somewhat being the revenge of fate
2. An ideal embracing the saying "What goes around, comes around"

Guy: "Wow the weather here is so beautiful! It's a shame you're stuck in Canada and freezing your ass off."
Guy 2: "Just you wait, you'll get your comupins !!"

comupins by White Kirby February 24, 2009