comebrella 

Long fake eyelashes used by prostitutes to keep semen out of their eyes.

Girl, you need bigger comebrellas to keep that sauce out of your eyes.

comebrella by Big L.E. September 14, 2023

Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

cockbrella 

When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.

Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.

cockbrella by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

Cumbrella 

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

Cumbrella by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!

"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"

Cumberella by RobDJ July 23, 2009

Cumbrella 

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

Cumbrella by mecp007 September 21, 2014