comaparative
comaparative by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011
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theory of comparative girls
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
theory of comparative girls by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
comparative property
n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
comparative property by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006
Comparative Differentiation
Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.
Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.
Comparative Differentiation by Datruthbro December 6, 2016
ap comparative government and politics
"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board
ap comparative government and politics by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
comparative grammar
To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.
comparative grammar by Barely Literate December 27, 2007
Comparative suffering
Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
Comparative suffering by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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