columbus'd 

To be the first one to find something out in your group of friend

Yo dawg, Josh keeps talking about this new indie band he knows that has "only few million views". He thinks that he columbus'd it even though we invited him to their concert awhile back and he said no.

columbus'd by vietnamesestonksman October 12, 2021

Columbus Day 

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.

Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!

Columbus Day by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021

Christopher Columbus Disorder 

Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.

Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.

Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!

Christopher Columbus Disorder by heartofeverything February 12, 2020

columbus day 

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.

Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

columbus day by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Columbus Dick 

"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.

When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."

Columbus Dick by IBeez November 26, 2018

columbs'd 

It is when you get snapped,get RKO'd and get swallowed

Kissing Kate Columbus Columbs'd Trout Walker

columbs'd by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 10, 2017

Columbus Dog Show

Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.

You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!

Columbus Dog Show by Biz Git August 28, 2006