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Yo dawg, Josh keeps talking about this new indie band he knows that has "only few million views". He thinks that he columbus'd it even though we invited him to their concert awhile back and he said no.
columbus'd by vietnamesestonksman October 12, 2021
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Reverse Columbo’d
When attempting to leave a location or conversation and someone keeps pulling you back with “ just one more thing”.
Similar to Detective Columbo leaving a suspect, and turning around to say his famous line, but the reverse of that.
Similar to Detective Columbo leaving a suspect, and turning around to say his famous line, but the reverse of that.
Simon: I got reverse columbo’d by my boss today.
Billy: I hate when that happens, you wanna leave but it’s always just one more thing!
Billy: I hate when that happens, you wanna leave but it’s always just one more thing!
Reverse Columbo’d by CHRONIC BASILDON January 5, 2026
Columbus Day
The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.
And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.
And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
Columbus Day by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021
Christopher Columbus Disorder
Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
Christopher Columbus Disorder by heartofeverything February 12, 2020
columbus day
A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.
Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
columbus day by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Columbus Dick
"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.
When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."
Columbus Dick by IBeez November 26, 2018