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Bruce is so coloid.

She may be a scrag but she's pretty coloid.
by pwb13 May 21, 2010
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Collide!

Definition - used as a exclamation! when two people have similar ideas, or, share convergent thought patterns.

Gestures - it is often accompanied by a hand gestures. where the persons two hands are clenched and brought together.

Pronunciation - the word collide is said with the emphasis on the -ide. which is typically drawn out. i.e. COL-I...DE! as to sound as though the word collide is spelt with several I's

Origin - within the scientific academic elite of the UK, the word collide developed an alternative meaning to the traditional use within the English language. the word COLLIDE! used at the end/or beginning of a sentence has been incorporated into popular scientific language throughout many universities and associated social circles.
person A: the elements in this rock suggest is is formed from melted mantle contaminated by the crust.
person B: COLLIDE! i was thinking the same thing

person A: i fancy eggs for breakfast
person B: COLLIDE! (its funny you should say that), i just this moment put them on
by subduction_docking May 8, 2011
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Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009
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colloidicalateral

kol-oid-iki-LAT-er-ul

-adjective
1. relating to, occurring on, or involving any purely invented and and yet unreal knowledge of epic significance.

Origin:
2010.09.25 <GK koll ( a ) glue + -oidikilateral

-Related forms:
colloidicalaterally, adverb
colloidicity, noun
Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."
by Sporlan Orange September 26, 2010
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buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017
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Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
by Elmer January 22, 2005
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Jack Coolidge

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
by DixFlopping August 22, 2020
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