collidiot

A person who colludes with Russia, lies about it, has multiple political House Officials lie about it and then contradicts everyone with the truth.

Donald Trump Jr. is a collidiot!

by Mass Indie July 10, 2017

collidiot

some one who goes to a privet school but's as dumb as they come

this term came from the term collageit witch refers to some one who goes to collage

that kid jimmy is a collidiot

by that boi that man that kid November 7, 2017

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

collinpotato

A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.

A wild CollinPotato appeared!

by not smartguy27 May 18, 2014

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).

Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'

by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009

Collisionista

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.

That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!

by Collisionista December 16, 2016