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collidiot 

A person who colludes with Russia, lies about it, has multiple political House Officials lie about it and then contradicts everyone with the truth.
Donald Trump Jr. is a collidiot!
collidiot by Mass Indie July 10, 2017
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collidiot 

some one who goes to a privet school but's as dumb as they come

this term came from the term collageit witch refers to some one who goes to collage
that kid jimmy is a collidiot

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"
head on collision by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

collinpotato 

A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.
A wild CollinPotato appeared!

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
Worlds colliding by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009

Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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