Elmer's definitions
by Elmer April 9, 2005
Get the T-Dot-o-Dotmug. The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.
"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."
by Elmer December 25, 2005
Get the Pussaliamug.
Get the De-giftmug. Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley
by Elmer May 26, 2004
Get the pullin a bentleymug. A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.
"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"
-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"
-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"
by Elmer October 29, 2005
Get the Bauwcemug. A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
by Elmer January 22, 2005
Get the Worlds Collide Theorymug. The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 9, 2005
Get the Cum Bummug.