Definitions by Elmer

Masturbatory Aid 

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.

Masturbatory Aid by Elmer January 5, 2006

Pussalia 

The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.

"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."

Pussalia by Elmer December 25, 2005

Devil's Mouthwash 

Any type of alcoholic drink.

Beer, Liquor, etc.

That man got into an accident because he was drunk while driving. He must have had some of that Devil's Mouthwash.

Devil's Mouthwash by Elmer December 9, 2005

Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.

Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

Case of the Mondays by Elmer November 25, 2005

Bauwce 

A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.

"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"

-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"

Bauwce by Elmer October 29, 2005

It's Ova

A phrase used to indicate that something is done and final. Popularized by Kenny "The Jet" Smith during the 2000 NBA All-Star Weekend Slam Dunk Competition after Vince Carter's first dunk.

"I know that we went out 2 weeks ago and I've never called you since then. Face it. It's ova."

It's Ova by Elmer October 13, 2005

I Went There 

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

I Went There by Elmer September 6, 2005