Elmer's definitions

Masturbatory Aid

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.

by Elmer January 5, 2006

Karatesize

To kick one's ass using the ancient martial art of Karate.

Some guy arguing with another guy at a dojo: "I know we learn Karate so we need never use it, but I'm gonna have to Karatesize your face for hitting on my biatch, sucka!"

by Elmer April 23, 2005

Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.

Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

by Elmer November 25, 2005

Taglish

A category of language that is mixed with Tagalog and English. Most often used by Filipino people that have forgotten how to speak Tagalog. They mix the Tagalog words up with their English sentences.

"Kamusta. What are you going to be doing ngayong araw?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005

T-Dot-o-Dot

Another slang term for Toronto (as opposed to T-dot).

Toronto = T.O. = T-Dot-o-Dot.

See? It pronounces all four characters in T.O.

by Elmer April 9, 2005

Sippin' On Some Sizzerp

Quite possibly the trippiest song by the rap group Three Six Mafia. It has several references to hip-hop lifestyle like "getting crunk", "Rockin' The Ganj" and partying with hoes.

The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.

"If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp. I'm chokin' on that doja sweet and sippin' on that siz-zerp."

"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8

by Elmer January 26, 2005

Brother From Another Mother

A term used to describe a good friend that you have known almost your whole life. The word "brother" is used because the friend is extremely close to you to the point that he is almost like your brother--but from a different mother. And that rhymes. And you know that rhymes. Admit it!

"What's happenin' my brother from another mother?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005