by Brian Schiller October 06, 2006
by Cobalt321 March 05, 2008
dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 19, 2010
A mysteriously beautiful woman. She is classy, collected, yet fun to be around. She has a gorgeous face and one of the most amazing bodies, causing every man's head to turn. However, the best part about her is her pure soul. She can have anyone she wants, but she is incredibly honest and committed to the one she chooses. Her word and actions always match and no matter what, she will always be there for you. She is confident and compassionate, the type of woman to put a smile on your face, the one you long to see and kiss at the end of the day. If you let her go, you will regret it until the day you die. Costanza is the type you want to marry.
Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that girl!?
Guy 2: She has the best ass I've ever seen!!
Guy 3: Yeah, that ass is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Costanza!
Guy 2: She has the best ass I've ever seen!!
Guy 3: Yeah, that ass is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Costanza!
by lolpshhh December 26, 2012
One that is tight with money.
by bcaster May 30, 2006
A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.
by jammiep September 12, 2011
An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.
by Caexar January 07, 2007