Maile

The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She is beautiful, funny,and caring. She will help out if needed,whether it's by making jokes or just being there, you can't help but feel better if she's around. Her smile lights up the darkest of rooms. Overall just perfect and unforgettable
Dude I just met a Maile 2 weeks ago, I can't forget the night
by LegendKakashi November 26, 2015
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Maile (pronounced MY-lĕ) = a flowering plant, typically sweet smelling, native & unique to the Hawaiian Islands. At one time the Maile lei was only used by nobility, as well as those in power in Hawaii. Today, this lei typically is found in Hawaiian wedding ceremonies.

Maile is also a distinctive Hawaiian name.
It's always stunning to see a truly beautiful lei made by maile.

You cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except Hawaii.

I'm probably going to call Maile tomorrow after school.
by kystnpl-omaha August 24, 2009
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The paradoxical point found in between True and False. This state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.
When I sleep I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cool side. True/False: Maile

I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile

Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile
by DirtyMikeAndThaBoyz June 20, 2011
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One of the best people ever. My best friend, and sister. Love her a ton.❤️
Wow Maile how did I get so lucky to have you as a sister?
by Carllllllthatkillspeople November 02, 2019
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A rare form of naked mole-rat only found in awkward situations in the cafeteria.
While talking to the guy she liked, a Maile appeared. :)
by UnstoppableAwkward151 January 15, 2011
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Maile is a beautiful girl that lifts her friends up with the best advice. She is always liked by the guys and her crushes always like her back. Very Very Very rarly does a boy not have a crush on Maile back. she is super sweet and her best friend Scotlynd will kill you if you think otherwise!
who is that?

that’s maile!!!
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Mail it in

to stop caring about a task or event before the task is complete. To not care anymore and mail it in.
Even though I still have 1 exam in 2 weeks im going to mail it in and get ready for summer!
by rustbucket May 11, 2012
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