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Collywobble 

Another phrase for a gimmie in golf.
Joe and Tom are playing in a golf match and Tom has just putted the ball 6 inches from the cup.

Joe: “Go ahead and pick that up Tom, it’s a Collywobble”

Tom: “Thanks Joe, I think I could’ve put that in with my penis”
Collywobble by Candy Andy October 23, 2018

Collywobble 

When a man named Colin has put on so much weight that his belly wobbles like a bowl of jelly.
"Damn Colly, we about to christen your enormous ass Collywobble"
Collywobble by Alekhines gun December 6, 2017

mollywobbles 

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!
mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005

Collywobbles 

(Noun)Uneasiness; Known as thebutterflies in your stomach, but known as the little demons that dwell in your stomach as well.
"Boy, the Math final tomorrow really gives me the Collywobbles!" Billy Joe said to Sarah.
Collywobbles by Melanthia April 16, 2005

collywobbles in my gummydoodles 

an anxious feeling, of aprehension, generally felt in the stomache.
like 'butterflies in my stomache'

Colliwobbles 

Derived from the word collywobbles meaning 'queasiness or general discomfort caused by nervousness', Colliwobbles signifies the choking phenomenon experienced by the Collingwood Football Club in AFL Grand Finals.

The term entered the Victorian vocabulary during Collingwood's premiership drought losing 9 grand finals between 1958 and 1990. After Collingwood's 1990 grand final victory, Lou Richards famously buried Col E. Wobbles at a mock ceremony at Victoria Park. Although Collingwood later lost consecutive grand finals in 2002 and 2003.
With Collingwood sitting on top of the AFL ladder right now, the Colliwobbles are poised to strike again in 2010
Colliwobbles by bambopwow September 29, 2010