Cobblywobbler

Someone who often finds themselves prehaps drunk or in high heals or both on a cobbled street. This will lead them to walk and stumble in a really dramatic fashion which will be amusing for the neighbours to watch.

Nosie Neighbour: (Looking out window see local hussie in 10 inches stelitoes) "Here mavies come here to ya see the set of this Cobblywobbler" (Mavies dashes to the window and upon drawing back the curtain wets herself with laughter and says) "Paddy she a Right COBBLYWOBBLER in them boots state of her"

Cobblywobbler by woddy2305 January 15, 2011

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Collywobbler

A straight out homosexual. We know it but he/she sure as hell doesnt.

Awww hes such a Collywobbler!

Oh dont i know it!

Collywobbler by Peadro January 9, 2009

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CollyWobbler

A Collywobbler is a cotton-picking bank robber who originates from the west of a certain country or nation. Supreme edgy white males occasionally e-girls use this term to racially abuse less superior counterparts, typically black.

Oi ya CollyWobbler piece of shit cunt don't even think about robbing that bank.

CollyWobbler by xxx_ifs_xxx July 28, 2019

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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