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Coldly Logical

An internet troll that puts even more energy into his posting than his trollees by repeatedly isolating and pouncing on irrelevant consistencies is known as Coldly Logical, especially if he declares himself such.
"The onus of my argument is perfectly static, kindly stop trolling and present counter-arguments rather than merely atomically dissecting mine."

"What can I say? I'm just Coldly Logical!" (Laughing smiley optional)
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Collymore: to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.

Taken from "Charlie Brookers Screenwipe" Season 3 Episode 3 about "Stan Collymore" on "The Verdict" TV show.
If he proposes it i'll Collymore that!
Collymore by Matthew1471 January 16, 2008

Collywhompkins 

Crazy, out of whack, messed up; more so than "caddywhompus"; or
The evolved form of "caddywhompus."
Dude, that's so collywhompkins.
Collywhompkins by Peachy-Keen July 24, 2009
"omg colbly is daddy af"
colbly by colblysdaughter June 11, 2017
An all around perfect individual that is charming and funny and sweet. He has a heart the size of the ocean and will do anything to see someone smile. He has the most perfect eyes that will fill your tummy with butterflies when he looks at you and a smile that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. You can't help but feel happy whenever you're with him. He has the ability to give you feelings that words can't describe and can also make time fly by super fast when you don't want it to. He can teach you long-board tricks and how to skim board, because he's so awesome at everything. His girlfriend is a lucky lady. If you know a Collyn, never ever ever ever ever ever let him go.
girl1-wow who is that?

girl2-that's Collyn isn't he amazing
Collyn by girlinlove92 January 3, 2014
A person/situation/manner of dress which evokes feelings of cuteness, fuzziness, or warmth of spirit.
After a long "Swarthmore" filled lecture by Tom Riddel, there's nothing better than throwing on some flannel and getting coddly.

First snow of the year, and we're in the living room with Friends, candles, and coddles.
coddly by Eleanor Duckett December 12, 2010
To nudge, nurdle and generally struggle to get it off the square.
Colly by cricketlover2 August 20, 2009