the most wonderful, sarcastic, brilliant person to ever grace this earth. likes to bake brioche and listen to spiritualized at the same time. dislikes shitty bands.
A tiny dog that has a fat ass and tiny waist, she has an hourglass figure an an interest for masturbating. Colly is also a devoted cult owner, that has chicken nugget ears. She likes farting on people’s faces while their asleep. ( It is asssumed that this behavior is to assassinate humans).