Collymore

Collymore: to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.

Taken from "Charlie Brookers Screenwipe" Season 3 Episode 3 about "Stan Collymore" on "The Verdict" TV show.

If he proposes it i'll Collymore that!

by Matthew1471 January 16, 2008

Collymore

Collymore - To hit a someone but with an open hand. Derived from the dogging loving, Twitter hating ex footballer Stan Collymore & his admission of hitting his ex-missus Ulrika Jonsson (all be it with an open hand).

"My wife burnt my fishfingers the other night so I had to bloody Collymore her right in the face!"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Claymore Roomba

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Collamore

A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster

“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”

by Schlick Cognitto April 4, 2023

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Claymore Roomba

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022