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another name for a broken link on a web site. It's the opposite of a "hotlink", which is an internet hyperlink that actually works. Generally used in reference to links on the world wide web, but sometimes used to describe IRL relationships.
"Why did you send me that broken URL to your heli over IM? It didn't work, it was a total coldlink!"
or
"Date Michael? Uh, never, we're totally coldlinked."
coldlink by tinathan June 19, 2007
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When you carbon copy (CC) someone in an email (or other messaging medium) without their permission, where there may be a reason for the person to resent being included; for example if the content of the message is controversial.
Secretary: "Hey, you cold linked me in that message to the boss - why drag me into it?"

Office Worker: "The boss said to tell you you're fired."
Cold Link by LordScree September 30, 2011
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008