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Cuddlysploogolia 

People who have a fetish for stuffed animals/ cuddly toys, especially big teddy bears. People who enjoy being cuddled by a big teddy bear whilst they are ejaculated on. This can sometimes be in costume. It is a novel form of bukake where people often role play scenes from Alice in Wonderland while they are covered in cum.
Sandra particularly enjoyed her last experience of cuddlysploogolia as she was quite drenched in cum but comfy in the bears arms.
Cuddlysploogolia by Cuddlycum May 13, 2014
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Coddy Muck 

I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of coddy muck.
Coddy Muck by cruisin gal June 14, 2011

cuddly puff 

The sweetest and most gentle of all lovers. They are always there for you, no matter how small the issue may seem. They are apologetic for putting you through their problems, even though you love helping them. They are great at cuddling and kissing and the will do anything to make you happy. If you are ever fortunate enough to have a cuddly puff... never ever let them go.
"I love you, my sweet cuddly puff"
"Tee-hee, I love you too, baby"
cuddly puff by Ducky&Dovey March 9, 2014
coddy refers to having a humble down to earth personality, smart yet don't like to show off.
A: He's so kind
B: Ooh he's probably a coddy
coddy by realdefinator March 1, 2020

Gay-soft-cuddly 

A side most men don't want to show, but lots of have.
Includes being a bit 'girl-minded'.
Girls like it, cause it looks sweet and kind of romantic.
Guys who have that side wil just let it show through when they're with their girlfriends.
Oh, Matthew's gay-soft-cuddly side's so sweet!
Gay-soft-cuddly by YourJordan January 14, 2011

tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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