A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
A guy who works along side his best friend Sam Golbach making videos together on their conjoined channel Sam and Colby. Colby is known as the hot one of the Trap House, and is also known for his ‘following fat people’ vines, (oh and his grinding vine, but we don’t talk about that.) Sam and Colby got arrested in early 2019. Colby is shipped with every girl he talks to and little 12 year old fans like to send the girls he talks to death threats for being within football field of Colby. He’s also commonly shipped with his friends Jake Webber, Brennen Taylor, and Sam Golbach.
Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.