colck 

another word for the Peni

succ my colck

colck by KAWKAW I'm a reshiram September 30, 2023

Cock Chameleon 

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .

Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.

Cock Chameleon by will bitten December 19, 2016

cock fight 

When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.

An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between

me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.

cock fight by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

Cock fight 

When two or more hormonal men face off.

Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.

Cock fight by Threve August 11, 2019

come all over your cock 

Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.

Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.

come all over your cock by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2020

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012